May 17, 2022
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Good morning! It’s beginning to look a lot like Elon Musk doesn’t actually want to buy Twitter. There are a whole bunch of ways this deal could shake out, and you can bet Musk will tweet his way through it. I’m Owen Thomas, and my copy of “GuRu” by RuPaul is the only thing vaguely keeping me together these days.
Elon Musk is too busy owning Twitter to actually buy it. The performative grift of his offer is becoming more evident every day.
Musk is incensed about bots, a peeve some attribute to the tendency of crypto spammers to attach themselves to his tweets. This isn’t as big an issue for the vast majority of Twitter’s users, who don’t have 93.6 million followers and hence aren’t as attractive a target. But when you’re a raging narcissist, your problems are what matter.
Is Musk being a jerk as a negotiating tactic? At the Miami conference, Musk said it was “not out of the question” that he’d try to lower the price of the deal.
There are two important words in the Twitter deal that Musk might regret. They are “specific performance.”
Twitter still wants this deal to go through, but it's hard to see any of this ending well. Maybe Musk is acting out because he’s hoping to make the banks financing the debt component of the deal nervous. If they back out, he can safely drop his Twitter bid and blame the cowards on Wall Street. And the spam bots! Really, though, it’s surprising Musk isn’t more sympathetic to the spammers. All they really want is our attention. He of all people should understand that.
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